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Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
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Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
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Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus
Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma Chaati K Champion Hain... :P
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
Yar apki Eik Photo Chahiye,
Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,
Kitab Per Lagani Hai,
Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,
" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".
Raheem: (Baap)
Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter
Cycle Le Kr Dain,
Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,
Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane
K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->
height of dehydration..
height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.
Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or
bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
lagaan remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6''s
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
a fact about women
A Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
tHink?
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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
Read Properly
Read Properly
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Hakaya Makaya
Rumba Zumba
Timbak Tumbak
Gubba Jubba
Hiba Hu
Jinga Lala Hu...
Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)
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