To be a “Good professional”,

To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
  

May, 25 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     1986 views       Funny

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anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
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Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.
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1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

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Any Idea ?





No !





Don''t Think Wierd !






oK !



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A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.