To be a “Good professional”,

To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
  

May, 25 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     2173 views       Funny

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CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
A brand new love story......
In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..


Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
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JALDI KARIEN.............






CRICKET TEAM WAPIS

AA RAHE HAI............


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample