1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2474 views       Funny

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Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
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Whenever u feel lyk studying .......



just sit down.......





relax......




take a deep breath.....



n wait




just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
N

While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?









Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
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Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
6 facts of the world Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue; Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... ........ Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as soon as u read this completely.. .. Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool others.. go on! :)Z
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...









Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...



























































Phir yoon hua k....












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gaya...-