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Apr, 30 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     3310 views       Funny

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A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
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Teri Maa Ki





























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