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Kehty hain aurat
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Kehty hain aurat
Kehty hain aurat
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....
.
yani k "Chapati".
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May, 25 2010
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Mathematics And Women R D 2
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Most Complicated Things In Dis World.
But,
Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:
The Result--
Markets Silent
Streets Empty
The Police at rest
ALL mobile companies in loss
No sms
No Flowers
No Valentine''s
No candles
No Perfumes
No travleing
ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
Ae Meray Rabba
Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"
Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"
Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
A Student Was Asked
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
aadmi apne bachay se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
apni property mere naam kar dena
B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
The night was dark
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word
I.....la
puncture? ;->
propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
.
.
.
.
Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
policechor se wad
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
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