What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . .

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . .
What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?


























Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3338 views       Funny

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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda













Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?




Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
On your birthday,
I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->