What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . .

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?

Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 2405 views Funny

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''kabi to hamari gali aao,,,
thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
aur muskrao,,
apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,,
aur,,,
awaz lagao,,,
kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''

At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly

At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from your seats,

Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->

wife aap buhat mote

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

jaha ameer se ameer insaan b

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

Sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

What R U Searching

What R U Searching

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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..

Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho.

Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..

"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"

Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.

Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.

Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

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