Never think more

Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .

Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .

Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

May, 20 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 3123 views Funny

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Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate

Is lia main sochta hon,

k

tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!

HOW TO EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN

2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

What is the Limit of telling aliE?

What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..

Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,

Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?

Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->

sab hamse hr cheez m

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee

Find the most suitable

Find the most suitable place 4 this note..

''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''

Nhi pata?

Ok i tell u

its..

TOILET... ;->

Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

When I was younger

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d

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