Never think more

Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .

Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .

Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

May, 20 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2812 views Funny

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A Sales Man Tired Of His

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.

/ Height Of Job Frustration //

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

Remix Version of TWIST.

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai

DONO EYES PE

DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

love inspires envy

Love inspires Envy.

Envy endangers Spite.

Spite spawns Fallacies.

Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)

Dentist Ki Beti-

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)

socrates was once asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->

Teacher: "

Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

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