Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.