Never think more

Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .

Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .

Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

May, 20 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2659 views Funny

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He
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LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>

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When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …

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Pass To All Boyz …

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''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
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Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''

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Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

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Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->

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Apun tera dost,

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Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
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Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

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Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

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Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

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