Never think more

Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .

Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .

Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

May, 20 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 3559 views Funny

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Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA

Shadi Main Larki Ko

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?

Any Guess?

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OK

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)

A story that can

A story that can b read by Angels only…

NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils

Kabhi kehta thaa

Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai

Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??

Answer :

Mere Pass

Mere Pass

NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.

tum to 14v ka chand ho

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)

What''s The Benifit Of

What''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .

Aaj Bohat He

Aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy

Aaj Raat Apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna

Suna Hy Farishty

SHAITANO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHAINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai

Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai

Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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munnu
guddu
pappu

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