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What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
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Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.
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Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
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What Will Bunty Say
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Hieeeeeeee !!!
is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
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WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge
U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na
U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Seven Phases Of Life
Seven Phases Of Life
1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entertainment
4) Love
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Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
atay thay
jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai
pestol rahki hoi hai
or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
HUTCH K CEO
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
Fir Kya Hua?
Hutch Is Now
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