What Is difference

What Is difference
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
  

May, 22 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2809 views       Funny

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Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne


"Ap"se... =P ;->
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

.

Dar lag raha hy

.

Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

.

Wohi 3 lafz

.

Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"
Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?
















No Risk . . .











Really











U Just Have To















Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,



Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
.
.
.
.
A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!


Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->