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What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
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May, 22 2010
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god made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
ek zaruri suchna d
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
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Sochoo...
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Nahi Pata?
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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
hai smart
hai
smart
bohot
wo
hai
bheja
ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid
womain
confused
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
kya matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
There are 3 Types of Men:
There are 3 Types of Men:
1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.
2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.
3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
mazmon likho!!!
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
31st march or 1st ap
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
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YE WATAN