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What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
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May, 22 2010
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zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
Impressive quote..
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"
SHOAIB MALIK
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.
Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum
1 Tou Sadar-e-Pakistan
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo
Bcoz
30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
in school canteenth
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
Main Khud Bhi
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
child in washroom
Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno
Agr Dimagh Se B Koi Jwab Na Aye To
Ankein Bnd Kr K
Socho
K
Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??
Warning
Warning:
Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''
1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?
Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..
Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''
Aakh Thoo
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!
TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''
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