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Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
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Teacher:
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
Famous saying-
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
q whats the most
Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?
Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
Teacher:what is
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
Shakespear said, "
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".
In Punjabi It Is Translated As,
"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
nurse mubarak ho a
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
MATHAMETICAL POEM.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
the best way to re
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
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