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Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
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Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy
Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy
Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main
Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
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May, 17 2010
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Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?
STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
May God give u
May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!
Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
I Feel u Every Day
I Feel u Every Day
I Miss U Every Day
I Enjoy U Every Day
I Love U Every Day
Because
“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
5 frogs r sitting on a log
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
q wh8s the differe
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
SHART
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,
ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Complete
&
Finish
But
Dere''s Difference
When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete
&
When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
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