Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy

Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main

Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
  

May, 17 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     3728 views       Funny

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Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log



Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,

SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,

SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,

Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.


Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
.
.
Aaj ek sms aur karlo
.
.
.
kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)