Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ...... Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...
  

May, 21 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2516 views       Funny

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Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)

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Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
On your birthday,
I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

1.mobile

2.automobile

3.girlfriend

Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

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Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy


Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy


Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be like these:

· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers'' Ka Raja Debuggers'' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!


(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)