Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ...... Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...
"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.
Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.