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May, 21 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3002 views       Funny

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''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Job In Mobilink
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Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt


Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl
Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

wah wah

Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?




I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->


pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)