Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,

Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,


Us k 11 bhai ha,


Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,


Lekin abkoi masla nai,


Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,


Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,


FARQ TO PARA HA



GEO MUSHARAF.->
  

May, 19 2010     290 chars (2 sms)     2990 views       Funny

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