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Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
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Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya
Doosra Bacha :
Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
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May, 18 2010
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1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
''1 billi chohe ko
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
pathan and dost
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
q.1: study=dont fail
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
millions of tomorrow will come........
but still a hope is alive........
kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.
Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge
Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne
Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
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Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Santa=
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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