Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?


Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2598 views       Funny

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Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
DAWN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->


Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
U know my engagemnt is fixed










Its after 73 days









Surprised!










After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.