Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?