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"He He He He He He He He" =P ;->
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May, 05 2010
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''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.
Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?
T0 kutty ne kaha:
0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
no i am not
No
I
am
not
decent
I
am
not
good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->
ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE
(Ghazal)
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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME... ;->
Wht Will A
Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,
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Socho. .
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Nahi
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Let Me Tell U
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"Khocha Kola"
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
When Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown
But
It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
Balance v howy
sada number v howy
tay banda faregh v howy
wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,
Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
A Special dinner For u
A Special dinner For u
In The Hotel Of My HEART
A Boul Of SMILE
Wid Soup Of CARE
In The Pot Of HAPPINESS
Dish Is LOVE
Pay By Bill
By
MISSING ME . . .
''In this time of no sugar
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
its free :)''
william mufta
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
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