''Agar “Punjab” ki larkiyaAn papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti:
.
PAPPI TAY LAY LO,
PAPPI TAY LAY LO..''
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.