Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
  

May, 12 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     4992 views       Funny

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''Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEKIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.''
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?

GUESS!
.
.
.
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->
What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???










Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->



T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
D Bst Present 2 Give

2 A Frnd:

HONESTY

2 Ur Enemy:

4GIVENES

2 Parents:

GRATEFULNES

2 God:

OUR LIFE

2 Me:

Nokia N95

Video I-Pod 80gb

PS3/Xb0x

HP/Sony Laptop

Home Theater

Digital Camera 12.0

BMW Latest Model

Thats All.

I M "Down 2 Earth Persn

Wid Simple Dreams.


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.