New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
