Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
  

May, 12 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     4713 views       Funny

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Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''


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Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...






Laut Ker Aa Jao





Please ...






Main Ne ...





Haan
Main Ne ...





Yaqeen Karo ...







"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se


1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p