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Life is chemistry:
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Life is chemistry:
Life is chemistry:
Life is chemistry:
Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
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On Your Office Desk
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
How To Find AVAGADRO''S Number ?
How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?
Guess
.......
So Simple
Open The Phone Directory And Search For
AVAGADRO ... ;->
Hi cute sweet
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring
AB KHUSH???
Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...
U||o Ko Raat...
Dentist Ko Daant...
Gadhe Ko Laat...
Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...
Kuttay Ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
Larka Bus Stop Par
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
shan is remaking titanic
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
if you love someone
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell
B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Keep It In The Cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
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