Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->

May, 20 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 3459 views Funny

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Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????

socho

Socho

Female

Why?

Bcoz

A kya bolti tu...? ;->

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen

kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo

najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)

Aao!

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

"Ap"se... =P ;->

WHat Will A Guy Sing

WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .

Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''

''Oooooooooooooooo

''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

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Life is chemistry:

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