Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
