Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     3825 views       Funny

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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........