Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     3749 views       Funny

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Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?






B''coz





Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
There Are 4 Animal

Species A Woman Needs In

Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,

Mink In Her Closet,

Tiger In Her Bed!

And Of Course A

Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres

Chala Kar Daki

Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami "Azad"


Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi









Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->
HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
A man had a "Gin" 1 day the Gin asked him "Mere Aqa! koi Hukm dein?" Man thought n said:"make a road for me 4m my home 2 USA"Gin: "Mere Aqa This is very difficult, as huge jungles mountains n sea come on the way so it is very difficult".Man:"ok meri BV ko mera tabey farman bana de"Gin foran bola:"Sir Road single banani hai ya double".
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
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aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"