Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     3736 views       Funny

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Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.


Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz


Ye Larkharate Qadam



Ufff




Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha





K



Tum








CHARSI Ho :p
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
To Prove His LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd Him...

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .


Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Sundar Larki

Tumhain



Tumhari




Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby

Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
Na
Waqt
Se

Na
Aarzo
Se

Na
Udasion
Se


Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se

Khuloos
se

Pyar
Se

Bare
Ehtram
Se

Poray
Dil
Se


"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
If You Are Job Less ... !

Then

Scroll ... !!!













































Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
Khoobsurat


6 inch Lamba


Bohat Mota


Gool Kinaray


Kala


Har LArki Ki Pasand !

NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!