Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->

May, 20 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 3364 views Funny

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teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.

BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain

Ander se awaz aye...

Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai. :-)

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.

X Kuze Me

X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ok

Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

K ?

K ?

K ?

"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->

e mujhe rat ko

''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
.
.
.
Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''

Ek bar kuch

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

In politics,

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

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