Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2283 views Funny

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. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .

Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .

1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo

1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->

In Pakistan

In Pakistan
Survey Was Done ThaT
"How Many Gys & Guls Want 2 Meet
RoCk3r..........????"

Survey Report:
5% Say..... Yes
0% Say..... No
&
Rest Of 95% Say..... Sapne Mat Dikhao Yaar..
Humaari Aisi Kismat Kahan...../ ;->

mumbai attacks kay b

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?

What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
&
Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Sorry Dude No More Supposition

U Are An Idiot . . . :

1 Saal Main

1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua

Light Na jaye ... ;->

Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar Se Ja Raha Tha,

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Woh bhi kya din the

Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........

Girl:mein tumare liye sab

Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,

Boy:Maa Bap?

Girl:yes

Boy:khana peena?

Girl:yes

Boy:Starplus?

Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->

To Know A Person

To Know A Person
Walk A Mile In His Shoes

Then

Then What ? ? ?

He Is One Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . .

JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->

Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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