Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2704 views       Funny

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Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay


Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:

<[;-{) Pathan

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[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->


Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
















1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?


2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
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Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->