Baccha Apni Ammi

Baccha Apni Ammi
Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D
  

May, 14 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2486 views       Funny

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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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MISSED .. ;->
''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
Arz Kia Hai



Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya



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Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.
Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE


Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.


But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;