Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     301 chars (2 sms)     2209 views       Funny

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1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->
My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U


I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko
1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi,
1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My Sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy


Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?


Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?


Maarte Tou Nahi


Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''