Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!

May, 20 2010 77 chars (1 sms) 3856 views Funny

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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)

WEN thing go fills

WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

''Kisi ka jhoota peene

''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;->

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)

1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA

1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO

SOCHO

KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA

''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

Pata he kasay?

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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''

What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???

What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???

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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->

''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe

''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe

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KISSSSS

Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''

Wife:”

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

shahrukh khan k ghar

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

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Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

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