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Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!
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May, 20 2010
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Wife saw sign board.
Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
Bengali patient:
Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
true fact
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t
Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant
And
This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
Wedding nite:
Wedding nite:
Dulhan Sardar se,
aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....
SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->
how to impress a kam
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .
Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
things to remember
Things To Remember
In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
** Breaking News **
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
who let you get on
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???
Can''t Understand ... !!!
Its English Vrsion
Of Song
Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
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