''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
  

May, 24 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     3329 views       Funny

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Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .












Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,









chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
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