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U R Sweet
U R Caring
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U R Kind
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U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-

May, 17 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 1946 views Funny

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InTErNATioNAL

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds

Wat Wil Its Mother Say?

"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"

Samosa bi zaya

Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->

sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

My Girlfriend Suggested

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

Bakri chari pahar

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.

koi sui mangy hum teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

gul khan boht pareshan hai

Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?

Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

girlz college mai te

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->

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