Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hoslay saray azma baithay,


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
  

May, 26 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2261 views       Funny

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Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->


Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja















Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja











Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!



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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...
wxyzwxyz

msg phara?

samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....


Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

Passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia


Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao


Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->