karachis girls

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

May, 06 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2268 views Funny

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acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

chanda

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

Our freindship is IDEAL,

Our freindship
is
IDEAL,

U happy
I happy,

U sad,
I sad,

U Laugh
I laugh,

U cry
I cry,

U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...

mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .

Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?

pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->

reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

reashma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

ab hogai hai purani .........;->

Journalist:

Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

Height of Cleverness

Height of Cleverness

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop

NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

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