karachis girls

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

May, 06 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2130 views Funny

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Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

''SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

''SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''

Balle... Balle....

Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni

Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni

Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K

Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
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Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam

Wapda Waly Hr 50

Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

Jo jeeta woh sikandar

Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.

13th birthday messag

13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.

You''re not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.

ICC has decided 2 shorten d

ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.

It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!

Question : "Pizza Hut"

Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........

if u dnt smoke, dnt drink,

if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,

then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com

The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

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