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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>
  

May, 19 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3302 views       Funny

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Why Does Police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?






Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...


Pair Nahi..
NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!


After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,

BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN..

ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->