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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>

May, 19 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2364 views Funny

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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .

Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them

Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->

fool se fool ne fool

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

kamyab insan banne

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->

Human Tastes Change As

Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"

Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne

''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->

Sardar proposed a girl…

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

new song for all boys

new song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel perha
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta gaya
hooooooooo
ek larki................

Sorry ye msg tumey send

Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,

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"GHALAT -SALAT"

In which case

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

shopping

After "Engagement

After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"

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