By all means marry.

By all means marry.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
  

May, 20 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2240 views       Funny

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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
The most rommantic country of the world?



guess!




pakistan
u know y?




har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka


GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground...Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...
Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!