Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
