Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2677 views       Funny

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If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
"OYE"










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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.


Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
tujhe bhool jana jana,.






mushkil naheen
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!