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Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
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May, 22 2010
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Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Larki apne B.F. se:
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …
B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
APKI BATAIN...
APKI BATAIN...
APKI BOLI...
APKA STYLE...
APKA CHALNA...
APKI SMILE...
APKA SHARMANA...
APKI ADAA...
.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........
KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
r u sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
es sms ko itna fwd karo k
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.
Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye
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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
Welcome To My Friendship World
Welcome To My Friendship World
Press 6 For Help
Press 3 For Money
Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
Press All Previous Number To Call Me!
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
balance sharing day
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
WhaT IS Emotion?????
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
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