Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     3059 views       Funny

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As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
BREAKING NEWS:

Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
Jab kabi b


aapki larai


10 logon se ho to




ghabrna mat


bus mujhe bula lena








b coz














ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
Memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

Memon
Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)
This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret ;->