Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
