Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2057 views       Funny

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What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???



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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta
BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
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Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.


1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?


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Say something its ur turn!
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,




Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission




Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->