Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

May, 22 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2624 views Funny

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Wife Says;

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha

Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha Ass Barr Chand Sa Beta Peyda Ho Ga ..
Sher Nay Gussy Mian Kha ..
Khabdar Chand Sa Beta Howa...
Bulkul Sher Ki Tarhan Hona Chaiye..

Laws of sex: The more

Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,

I Don''t Cheat,

I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Ruk Jao

Ruk Jao Plz

Ruko Na

Ruk Ja

Ruk Oye

Ruk Na

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy

Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
Gud Nyt.

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

THE END.

kesa tha?

Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!

Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!

Aik bar phir phairen

Dobra phairen

Chalen 1 bar phir

Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...

"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->

Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal

Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D

Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt

Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt

Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl

The Best Environment Day Slogan...

The Best Environment Day Slogan...

''Save Earth,

This Is The Only

Planet With Girls !:-)

Ehsan Quereshi Style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

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