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Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
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May, 22 2010
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,
jab ap ho or mai ho,
or humary,
Choty choty
pyary pyara
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shararti shararti
!Sms!Hon!
''Aaj, kal, harpa
''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''
Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz
Ye Larkharate Qadam
Ufff
Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha
K
Tum
CHARSI Ho :p
Tab tak pyar se
Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
dua karo k meri umar lambi ho
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Once an Ant
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?
Guess why ??
Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
. "Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain
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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
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