Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2921 views       Funny

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Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!
Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega


Aur Sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga


Taaliyan . . . ;->
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->
BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”


RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!