Sheikh Sb on death bed

Sheikh Sb on death bed
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     3243 views       Funny

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koi gum nahi fir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rista nahi fir bhi ek aas hai,
kahne ko to bahut hai apne,
par tu hi ek khas hai,
jyada khus mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.
A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
Happy World's Nice Persons Day!
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Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.
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Maine Aapko Kar Diya.
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Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P
TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->