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Who is a psychiatrist?
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Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
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Meri Ek Naak Hy Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy
Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
Are u free now Whn
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?
Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
aik aurat
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
In World,we
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
Hum Fizaon K Badalne
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte
Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain
Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
larki khoobsurat kutte k sath
larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P
what does ILU means?
what does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
''Tum aa gaye ho ;
''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Eq.1: study=dont fail
Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)
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