Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
  

May, 17 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     2999 views       Funny

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If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt
Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."






Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........




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