Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
  

May, 17 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     2441 views       Funny

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MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,


16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal... =)
Lagey raho...


Lagey raho...


main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .







Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .








Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do



Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do





Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy






Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??





Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.