Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
  

May, 17 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     3190 views       Funny

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Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))
Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN''t It ... ;->
A Lawyer


Will Do Anything


To Win A Case



Some Times


He Will Even


Tell The Truth … ;->
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->