Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa

May, 17 2010 120 chars (1 sms) 2831 views Funny

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yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

bakee kul sunao ga...heheh

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

hockey aur cricket main kiya faraq hai?

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

near or far wherever

Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

“Happy Birthday”

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

to

aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru

happy summer season

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

Top 3 Universities Rule :

Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent

Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

Arz Kia Hai :

Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)

Friends Are like

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....

Q:What Are The Two R

Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->

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Who is a psychiatrist?

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