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Who is a psychiatrist?
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Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
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May, 17 2010
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Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,
main churail hoon.
Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
''uSAY KAHA b THA k t
''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
Last nite i caught sum stars.
Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!
Luv Story:Hero love
Luv Story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
PRODUCER & DIRECTOR
Girlfriend :
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
Pyar mein
Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''
Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter
d card k golden numbers dikhao?
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
=Quotable Quotes=
=Quotable Quotes=
To be is to do.
(by Socretes)
To do is to be.
(by Plato)
To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->
what kind of car dr
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
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