Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
  

May, 17 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     2378 views       Funny

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''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...




"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
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Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… =D


Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...


Mental Hospital is not so far..
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
reshma ki jawani





reashma ki jawani




reshma ki jawani





ab hogai hai purani .........;->
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->


Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.


Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!