OHM law

Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.

student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)

Apr, 09 2011 157 chars (1 sms) 3005 views Funny

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Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,

MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI

KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR

RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab

ApP Ko PaTa NaHe

ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

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Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

shan is remaking titanic

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

1 sardar ka electric

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Sardar G:
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Mujhy Tum

Mujhy

Tum

Se

P....

Py....

Pya........

Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..

kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->

1st Man:"Main Muree

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Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

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Phenk Dena"

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Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

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Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

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Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

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