Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
  

May, 20 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2283 views       Funny

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Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy

or aapse msg krwa rha he

mgr ab lagta he...


GOLI MARDI..
un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.


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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
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