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A white horse fell in the mud... :->
  

May, 21 2010     197 chars (2 sms)     2461 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh


Cockroach Hai..!!
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
Remeber



No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

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"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
Why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

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BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places





1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->