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What did d Refrigerator say
What did d Refrigerator say
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.
FOOL outside
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May, 19 2010
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Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
A WISE MAN
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Happy Summer season
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
what will u say when
what will u say when india beats china in population..??
CHINI KUM...
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,
ankain milana,nigain churana,
aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
itni btamiz aurat maine zindagi
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...
Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
WOMAN: U Tell
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .
MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Good morning.
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
A punjabi women i
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
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