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"b" "A" "d" !!!

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"G" o_O "d"

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Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
Hello,
MSS.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
LXS 2154

LZM 5421

LWA 5421

LEA 8745

Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??
boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"
"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,



BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''



2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
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Thapper Maron Kya??

Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy