Some newspapers

Some newspapers
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
  

May, 24 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     2197 views       Funny

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Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.

Aap ka roz subha ko




Hamare ghar aana




Kabhi ghanti bajana




Kabhi darwaza khat khatana



Kabhi pyar se bolna



kabhi ghusey se chillana k





"Ghar Walo"








"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .

" Kuch Kehdo Tu Muo Phula Leti Hain Aur Kuch Kardo Tu Peait Phula Leti Hain . . . . "
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy


Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy


Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,

Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,

Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..

Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
Ufone ka new package.


"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr



us sa cheen lejiay"


Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
''A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell


Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?



Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS