Begum Sb Blanket Khirki

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

May, 14 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2173 views Funny

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Sweetest Proposal

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

some beautiful lines

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

K B C

K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s

daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

Whenever You Feel Sad

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

1 ActressDukhi

1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->

Napolean says

Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.

Aik Thi Cat

(>"<)
( '':'' )(")(")

Aik Thi Cat

Rehti Thi Sad

Khati Thi Rat

Phir B Sad

Akhir Q ??

Us Ki Marzi!

Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D

Daddy ye school kia hota hy

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

143 means?

143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

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Begum Sb Blanket Khirki

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