i know a lot about

i know a lot about

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2303 views       Funny

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Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :

Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy

Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :

Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.


What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
Arz hai...








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ap ko stana hamara FARZ hai...
Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->