dil mai app ankh

dil mai app ankh

Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi















"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2384 views       Funny

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