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shan is remaking titanic
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shan is remaking titanic
shan is remaking titanic
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
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Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy
Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy
Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum
Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-
my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo Thora Aur Thora sa Aur
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo
Thora Aur
Thora sa Aur
Abay Sunta Nahi Hai
Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
Thora Left Se Aur
Bus Bus Theekh Hai
AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
the nine most terrifying words
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...
"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
amazing home remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam
msg parhne walo ko
mera salam
Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo
Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery
Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .
Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
Dentist Ki Beti B.F
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
''Upcomng Horor Movies!
''Upcomng Horor Movies!
1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
Doctor pricription 4 u,
Doctor pricription 4 u,
a cute little smile 4 breakfast
more laugh 4 lunch,
&lots of happiness 4 dinner,
doctor fee??
1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
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