shan is remaking titanic

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

May, 05 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2090 views Funny

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Guess Karo
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It’s
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Pathan joined

Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga

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Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Mat jao!

Plz mat jao!

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Daikh liya?
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Definition Of GirlFriend . .

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Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
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Dentist : "Iam sorry

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Professor: Tum 20 Saal Ki Lar

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Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
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Santa found answer to the

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What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
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I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

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