do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

May, 05 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2997 views Funny

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jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai

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