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do sheikh hotel main
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do sheikh hotel main
do sheikh hotel main
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
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May, 05 2010
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