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do sheikh hotel main
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do sheikh hotel main
do sheikh hotel main
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
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Bachao Bachao
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Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Teacher;
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"
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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
You are so smart
You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,
Gee nahi gee:-
Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;
1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.
4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
Teacher asks girl,
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Kash koi “
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?
Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...
He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"
Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
Amitabh Public Toilet Me
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.
Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?
Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
sach ka samna me mat jana
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
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