Is SMS ko bht

Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy


Inbox me rakhna


Ye SMS


* (''v'')
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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
  

May, 19 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2386 views       Funny

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A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





And





A Few Years Latter
Very Strange . . .

Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister

Hota Hy















Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka

"Hoti" Hy . . . [,"]
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->


1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein

Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?

Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...

He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,''Begarat Zameen Par''
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."


Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)