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May, 19 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2350 views Funny

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Mosam shabab ka,

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"

hi the cute

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

English sher by PAPPU:

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

Girl comes late to the class.

Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

Definitions :

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

eeb hain.>

4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above

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