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He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
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Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
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guess!




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Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->



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iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
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Dha Ni Pa

Ni

Sa

Sa Sa

Re

Re Ma Ga

Ni Maga

Sa

Sare

Bas Mere
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''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

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Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
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1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!