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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
can u dance
Can u dance?
No...
Sure....
Just try it....
Sure u cant .....
That means u r pappu!!!
Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light
Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;
"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
saala movie bana raha hai
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
What A Dialogue!! :D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
.
.
.
Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.
Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
Husband: You know,
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ
"SMART"people day tha:-(
Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain
Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,
Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...
Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...
ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
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