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moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
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Apr, 11 2014
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Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
husband wife men
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
Achha koi ye bata
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???
Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn
StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM
TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE
StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.
myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Doctor to bot
Dr: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.
ha ha
guiness book of worl
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
.
.
.
.
.
.
" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
A Truth
A Truth
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
One Sardar needed
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
Husband 2 Wife
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Zara ghor frmain...
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............
"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
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