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Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya
moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
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Apr, 11 2014
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2008 Ka Faqeer :
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .
Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .
Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
1pagal 2nd Se
1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
Begum:
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..
Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?
Wo b ap k pas hain..
Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
Preeto 2 maid:
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,
kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Mom kya aapne
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
Dark ;->
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Aap ka roz subha ko
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
man to a lady in a c
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"
Lady:Y?
Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
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