Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti

Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
  

Apr, 11 2014     139 chars (1 sms)     3344 views       Funny

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A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah


Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,



Nasir





Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,



khan bahi...->



Naisir
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It


Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U


Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U


U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D