Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti

Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
  

Apr, 11 2014     139 chars (1 sms)     2728 views       Funny

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Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...
Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...
















ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->



Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??



i dont think its a tough one



well the answer is




Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)