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Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya
moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
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1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
''mobile deshese CALL
''mobile deshese
CALL
chicken ka maza
SMS
sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL
daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE
faaqa
AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?
A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
main b mulk ka naam
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"
Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???
Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga
Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,
Hansi Di Bachon Wali
Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali
Mijaaz Dia Cool...
AuR
AuR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
EnGLiSh ShyEri
EnGLiSh ShyEri
The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From
The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor
Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door
And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
What Is The Difference Between
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
Simple Hy Yaar
An Alphabet . . . ;-
He+She=Love,
He+She=Love,
He+She+Love=Marriage,
He+She+L+M=Child,
He+She+L+M+Child=Family,
He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,
So,
East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
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