Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti

Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain

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Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti

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