''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna

Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki

Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''
  

May, 24 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2872 views       Funny

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Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
App khwab main aye ahtalam ho gya.ap ki izat bi reh gai hamara bi kam ho gya.Send this mesege to atleast 10 tharki''s u will see a popat bachi in dream trust me
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId


"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;