''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna

Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki

Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''

May, 24 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3284 views Funny

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I like to compare

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

(",)/ Suno Bablo. <)) _/¡_ (.") Bolo Pappo.

(",)/ Suno Bablo.
<))
_/¡_
(.") Bolo Pappo.
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kr
(.")
<((> Pappu yar
_/¡_ Tng Na Kr,

Read Properly

Read Properly
.
.
.

Hakaya Makaya

Rumba Zumba

Timbak Tumbak

Gubba Jubba

Hiba Hu

Jinga Lala Hu...

Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)

Joke in 1 word

Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"

Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,

Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.

chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad

Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...

ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->

do u know wht is mobile

do u know wht is mobile

?

?

?

yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

.

Any Idea !

.

No !

.

Not To Worry !

.

I Tell Ya !

.

Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

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''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

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