''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna

Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki

Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''
  

May, 24 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3763 views       Funny

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Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya


Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
phoolay hen


Lekin heran b hen dekh k



in k koolhy hen ya clifton
k jhoolay hen ...:->
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?




Chhirrr
No!



Charrr...
No




Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai


Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))
Every walk of life will contain

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sincere advice to you is

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"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chichorey na hotey.