''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna

Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki

Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''

May, 24 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3476 views Funny

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Sardi ka ek Faida hai.

Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple

Garmi nhi lagti.

pride attitude and

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)

Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

maths teacher was t

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph

Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

pathan cought cheating

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

one day i saw zardar

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Rule of boys:

Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

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''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

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