Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry Sahab Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga.
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Choudhry Ne Meraasi Ko Khoob Jooton Ghoonso se Mara
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Maar Kha K Meraasi Utha Kapre Jhar K Bola
''''Fir Choudry Sahab Main Inkaar Samjhan?'''' ;->
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
