Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
  

May, 17 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     2604 views       Funny

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Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893


Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!


1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->