Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

May, 17 2010 120 chars (1 sms) 3063 views Funny

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Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!

Lil Bad One lAwlX

Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri

Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho

To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Have You Ever

Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

It Would Come As

" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d

Ek khan zameen per

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

jis ko main nay

jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.

Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.

did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

~T h O u G h T P r O v O k I n G~

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~

After
T u e s d a y .......

Week Itself Says .......

W T F ....... =P ;->

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