Humara Khwab

Humara Khwab
Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->
  

May, 19 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2559 views       Funny

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Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From
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Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
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What iz dis?


Stupid..!



This iz
"LONG MARCH"


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)


Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .

"Current Ho na Ho"

"Janam Supply Karo"

"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"

"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"

"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"

"Engineer No.1"

"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"

"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"

"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->
"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?





Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)