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May, 19 2010
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memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating
(Aftr Eatng)
Father : Now Tell Me.
Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
sania mirza aur shoiab malik
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?
Socho.
Nahi Pata?
Ab
India
Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
pappu arz karta hy
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..
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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
Zindagi bari udaas hy
Zindagi bari
udaas hy
Mujhe lagi
piyas hy
Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy
ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k
meri poem
bakvas hy''
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
the day i will die and go out of ur life
the day i will die and go out of ur life
then
buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money
u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
1 day i went 2 ZOO
1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)''(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?
mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
Friends Are like
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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