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Har Qadam,
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Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.
“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->
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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.
par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.
khalo kia yad karogey
Husband And Wif
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
A sardar''s response
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,
Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,
SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
The Dentist To The Little Kid ...
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...
'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''
'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
How To Find AVAGADRO''S Number ?
How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?
Guess
.......
So Simple
Open The Phone Directory And Search For
AVAGADRO ... ;->
Whenever You Feel Sad
Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say
"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet
You''ll Smile
Automatically ..
Coz
Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Thre have been many time in 2010
There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2011.
Teacher
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin
Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?
Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?
Student: Dono, Yani..
"Heroinchi"
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