WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!