World cup ke shekast

World cup ke shekast
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
  

May, 21 2010     274 chars (2 sms)     3149 views       Funny

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Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

Woh uske karib gia or pyar

se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->
50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<


Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah



Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..

Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)


Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

























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