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Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
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Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…
Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
Arz kia ha
Arz kia ha
sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?
No sPace
No sPace
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
A sardar''s response
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.
A man sees a fat man
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Boys have fun by teasing
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes
Girls have fun
by loving
boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday
&
Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
''Teacher: T
''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
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".;;.,(''v'' ),,//;;
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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
How To Impress A Kam Wali
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .
Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
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