Must Help Me

Must Help Me
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     1939 views       Funny

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''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?





Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
tha gham uski judai ka
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
din aya sagaai ka
farak na pada mehangai ka
vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
beet gayi raat shehnai ki
aya din judai ka
vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
ankh se ansuu behte rahe''
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei










AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho

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AnDhe ho..!

zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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