stupid questions with s

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

May, 18 2010 304 chars (2 sms) 2786 views Funny

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Wait . . . Cool

Wait . . .

Cool

Relaxe

Ok

Ready

Steady

Get

Set

Start

1

2

3

Now Delete The Msg. . .

Time Pass Tha. . . ;->

Farishta Murday Say:

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

na poocho mein tumharey

na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->

"ABEY OYEEEEE"

"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?

M

MA

MARZI.

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota

Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota

Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->

future husband a free chocolate

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

top seven funny sms characters by rank

Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:

<[;-{) Pathan

#:@ Sardar

[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->

Height Of TexTinG . . .

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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->

1 ch0te bache

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

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