stupid questions with s

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

May, 18 2010 304 chars (2 sms) 2641 views Funny

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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere

''jatay howay kuch

''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''

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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days

,

.
Nhi smjhe?

03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge

Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->

jangal me mangal ter

JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN

2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Aata ghee

Aata

ghee

shaker

chawal

k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .

1 tha Chooha..

1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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..
..
..
..
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..
..
..
..

A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

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