stupid questions with s

stupid questions with s
stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
  

May, 18 2010     304 chars (2 sms)     3289 views       Funny

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Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?













Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??

Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..




After That,
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Who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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