Woh ye keh kar meri saari

Woh ye keh kar meri saari
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....









Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
  

May, 24 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2334 views       Funny

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Life Means ENJOY ,

ENJOY means Mobile ,

Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai

Ya Udhas Hai

To

Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo

Khush ho Jaye Gi.


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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Munna Bhai asked Circut!Boly Tu SMS prhny wala MONKEY ha k DONKEY?Circut:Bhai Simple agr rply kiya to MONKEYnhi tu DONKEY.Boly Tu Abi pta chal jayiega.
Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "


The Girl Said : " NO . . "



Then . . .





They Live . . .




Happy Ever After . . . ;->
Breaking News By Geo : "

Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "


Sorry,

Abhi Itna He Suna Tha


K Light Chali Gai .
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..